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Maya's Log (April 2004): Photo
Album. In the mid 1980's I had first visited Jamaica and was
too young to remember anything but the elections going on and the
fact that certain colors of clothing should not be worn if you valued
your life. The next trip was in 1993 when thirteen of us from MIT
made an "official" visit to Jamaica as part of a cultural
development program. In one week we went from Kingston to Ocho Rios
to climb the Dunn's River Falls, to Port Antonio where we spent
a most luxurious night at the Goblin Villas and swam until the sand
flies reclaimed their territory, to Port Royal where we ate fresh
lobster and learnt to make bammy from grated cassava. As engineers
who did theater our days were packed with presentations at the Edna
Manley Art School, CAST, high schools, orphanages and meetings with
cultural icons like Rex Nettleford and Barbara Gourdon. It was January
1993, Shabba Ranks was rocking the airwaves in Boston and we made
it to his birthday party at a club in Kingston called Shine. One
of the members of our group, Nelly Rosario (author of Songs
of the Water Saints) always remembers Shabba decked out in
silver from head to toe, the suit was shimmering. Now some eleven
years later I returned with Joanne, an American friend from San
Diego who had never visited the English speaking Caribbean before
and who would arrive with me in Jamaica just in time for the Kingston
carnival.
Easter
Sunday: We arrived in Montego Bay at noon
after leaving the bay at 11:30 pm the previous night on US Airways
(sidestep.com gave the best fares ~$540.00 US). Upon getting out
of the Sangster Airport, my ex-roommate's aunt picked us up and
dropped us at the newly redone Doctor's Cove beach
where the entrance fee was $5 US ($300 JA), the sand was clean and
the water calm. For two hungry souls looking to eat one of the dinners
served on the beach (jerk plate was $10 US) service was a bit slow
and instead we settled for Red Stripe ($70 JA)
and bland chicken patties ($135 JA). There was a big carnival event
at Chukka Cove near Ocho Rios, but it was over an hour away and
taxi drivers wanted to charge close to $150 US to go there. Understandably,
we should have arrived a day earlier and stayed in Ocho Rios to
attend Bacchanal Jamaica's beach j'ouvert and then Jamaica Carnival's
Chukko Cove event.
Our
hosts owned the Brewery, the most happening spot
in Montego Bay that attracts alot of locals and usually holds shows
with artists like Beenie Man and Vybz Kartel. It is a few doors
west of the Pelican and Margaritaville and in the same driveway
as the XTATIK XXX club. The men who work the beach try to sell you
anything from a jet ski ride to aloe for your skin to a smoke to
a good Jamaican sexual experience. Tourist areas in Jamaica like
Ocho Rios and Montego Bay report the highest number of HIV/AIDS
cases in the island, yet no awareness campaign was visible at the
airport, in the hotels or in the nightclubs. We did spot a fishbowl
filled with free condoms behind the bar at the Brewery with the
Jamaica Aids Support logo on it. It was April 11th,
2004 and Lara had just made a world record in cricket. Excited to
be going to the Brewery that night to party (Good Friday and Easter
Monday are holidays in Jamaica) we decided to take a nap. The next
day we heard that the night was hot and that things went until after
5 am.
View of Negril from Chances Bar, Dining at the Rockhouse looking at
favorite gazebo, In favorite gazebo, View from cabin at Rockhouse,
Easter
Monday: It's about an hour's drive from Montego Bay to
Negril along the coast. Negril resembles a real
tourist town with hotels lining the seven mile stretch of white
and sandy beach. If you happen to venture a little more west and
check into a hotel called the Rockhouse
you'll find yourself jumping from 40 foot cliffs into the sea and
swimming in the deep waters and surrounding caves rather than spend
the day on the busy beach. Higher rates apply from September through
April 15th, lowest priced rooms are $75 during the low season, and
a one night deposit is required to make a reservation. If you take
advantage of the two for one drinks at the Rockhouse between 5 and
7 pm every afternoon, we recommend the Papaya Splash. Snorkels can
be rented for $2.50 US per day (same price you pay for 15 minutes
of internet usage on the public computer available there) and though
we saw few fish close to the cliffs, trips out to sea with either
Errol or Vincent's glass bottom boat ($10 US) will please you. If
you are up for the exercise, swim over to Pirate's Cove (the water
in the cave is shallow and a well carved out staircase leads you
from the sea to the bar) and take a jump off of their cliff into
the water. It's a terrifying feeling, but as the lifeguard put it,
"Just step off." If you want to see more acrobatic and
professional dives head to Rick's Cafe at the end of the island
(2 minute drive). Tons of people, live reggae, a busy bar and restaurant,
the sea, sunset and you. Well built men take turns diving from the
cliffs into the narrow cove close to Ricks. Signs read, "Divers
Jump for Tips" and way up in the delicate looking branches
of the trees you can see "$10 US jump" and higher still,
"$15."
Glass bottom boat pick up at Rockhouse, Divers at Rick's Cafe, Dinner
at Kenny's Sips and Bites (~$220 JA), Hungry Lion restaurant
If you're looking for good, reasonably priced Jamaican food in Negril
stop in at Kenny's Sips and Bites. A breakfast of ackee and saltfish,
green banana, johnny cakes, yam, plantain, breadfruit and calalloo
with coffee and freshly squeezed orange juice costs about $4 US.
It seems to be a popular spot with
locals and you'll likely run into many an upcoming reggae star like
Anthony Abel who'll serenade you with his songs and try to sell
you a CD. He had just opened for a Luciano show on Easter Sunday
so he just might be the next Sanchez. Jah Recording Studios is located
in Negril and many a Luciano tune was done there. The Hungry Lion
also in the cliffs is a uniquely designed restaurant featuring many
vegetarian dishes with a gallery/gift shop downstairs. Beenie Man
was playing in Montego bay that Wednesday night at Pier One, but
the threat of rain prevented our going there. The one night we did
go out in Negril it was to Junglez, supposedly a big club that Kingstonites
drive to for a party. We not only arrived early, but left before
things really kicked off and were told that Thursday through Saturday
were the good nights. Rather than discover the party scene in Negril
we opted to take full advantage of the Rockhouse facilities and
would wake by 6 am to start our day with laps in the pool, yoga
classes overlooking the sea, and endless hours diving and sleeping,
reading or trying to work by the water. The only disturbance was
a raunchy catamaran ride called The WILD THING which would bring
about a hundred patrons to dive off of Pirate's Cave ($50 US per
person; 2 rides per day; board at Chances on the beach). The free
spirited nature of many of the tourists can be entertaining as they
spend forever rubbing lotion on their naked bodies before tying
a tube around themselves and jumping into the water. The sight would
be more appreciated if the crew made some strict criteria on who
could ride the boat nude!! We never made it to Hedonism II or Sandals
which are famous all inclusive tourist destinations on the beach.
Thursday: Stormy weather prevented access to the water
and we decided to hit the road for Kingston with Luther
($79 US one way on Air Jamaica Express from Montego Bay, taxi prices for
the entire drive vary from $100 US to $250 US, or catch a bus for cheaper
in Sav La Mar). Luther told us that the best jerk is sold at a place called
The Ranch close to Sav La Mar and was on the way to Kingston (we took
the South coast route). Country and Western is big in Jamaican culture
and people will tell you that Kenny Rogers stole the show at the 2004
Air Jamaica Montego Bay jazz festival as every patron
knew the words to his songs. It is not unusual for dancehall singers to
name themselves after a cowboy movie star (e.g. Tanto Metro), nor is it
surprising for a reggae/dancehall album to have a few tracks of country
western sounding songs on there. Driving along the South coast you pass
many beautiful beaches like Bluefields with its accompanying sheds selling
jerk. The YS falls in Black River is supposedly a great outing during
which you'd see alligators along the way. Being a born and bred Guyanese
woman whose country has the second highest waterfall in the world and
a multitude of cayman and gators I could not be convinced to take the
trip. A quick stop at a bay area friend's mom's house yielded a fresh
mango and papaya smoothie, cool sugar cane sticks, sweet sweet tamarinds
and a variety of green mangoes to eat with salt and pepper. Moving on
to Kingston we passed through Holland Bamboo where the trees form an arch
over the road for what seems forever. Fruit stalls and coconut water vendors
appeared along the way, many times with kids who were still on easter
vacation. As we neared Kingston we jumped on the multi lane Alexander
Bustamante Highway which was new and had a toll station with a working
automatic lane.

Bluefields beach, Holland Bamboo, Pet bull John John in Black River,
Kingston from the hills
Traffic into Kingston was diverted through Spanish Town.
The difference between Negril and the big city struck like a bolt of lightning.
Within the first minute we were being cursed out by a taxi driver, streets
were jam packed, gutters and gulleys were filled with trash and there
was frustration and stress written across people's faces at rush hour.
We stayed with family of bay area friends that landed us in Norbrook,
an uptown neighborhood close to both the Prime Minister's residence and
the home of the Reggae Boys. Being a soccer player and huge fan of the
reggae boys, Joanne insisted that we take a picture by their bus which
carried Germany 2006 signs. Their head coach was in the yard, spoke with
us and said that a match between Jamaica and Senegal in Jamaica to raise
money for phiva.net would definitely be a possibility. The Legends of
Soca concert was that night ($40 US) at the Governor's house. Sparrow,
Calypso Rose, and David Rudder were some of the performers to appear for
the crowd. We were ill advised that it was an old old crowd, a sit down
event and would finish by 11 pm so got a taste of the Jamaican night clubs
instead. If you are a rum drinker, Appleton VX is good to know. The
Fashion Cafe sits infront of the Pulse Modeling agency which
recruits Jamaican beauties for international careers. The open atmosphere
attracted an older crowd who drank and chatted. A few blocks away are
Asylum and Quad, the two most popular clubs in Kingston. Stone
Love plays at Asylum every Thursday night and the place is packed. Around
the corner, Quad features four levels and on Thursdays only the jazz lounge
Christopher's is open. Ten minutes out of New Kingston
to Ligunea, the Village Cafe was crowded. As Appleton's
Trinidad carnival special with Deidre showed on the TV, the DJ took pride
in playing disco hits like Ring My Bell. I would soon find out that disco
was very standard in Kingston.
Friday:
Devon House rum and raisin i-scream is a must.
Same can be said for Tastee's Jamaican patties which melt in your
mouth and may be the one spot in Jamaica where fast food is taken
seriously. We booked our costumes($58 US for an all inclusive T-shirt
section) and tickets to events with Bacchanal Jamaica
from California so all we had to do was show up at the mas' camp
to collect things (many thanks to Charmaine Franklin as tickets
to some events sell out). The Barbados Tourist Board launched its
Follow Me to Cropover campaign that night on the 17th floor of the
Pegasus. From then on packages to Barbados (airfare, hotel, costumes,
parties) were given away at various events. Joker's Wild held a
j'ouvert party at Emancipation park with Machel Montano and Xtatik
and Bacchanal Jamaica held their j'ouvert party at Mas Camp
Village with Destra Garcia and Atlantik, Imij and Co.,
and Maximus Dan. We attended the latter which was a great party
($23 US for entrance and $500 JA for an all you can drink drink
cup). The theme was pimps and painted ladies and wigs, boas, hats
and chains were distributed to party goers in the beginning. By
the time Imij and Co. played the last few songs of live music people
had begun making pretty paint designs on their faces. After the
band finished, buckets of pink and black paint appeared and everyone
got totally trashed. The gates opened and the j'ouvert proceeded
through the streets of Kingston until 7:30 am. California DJs Engineroom
and Rhythmwize were in the crowd as well as DJ Lynch Mob from Trinidad.
It was one of the most fun j'ouverts I had ever experienced despite
the DJ's insensitivity to playing slower music. Maybe it was its
surreal nature for here we were in Jamaica feeling safe, going through
the streets at 6 am painted from head to toe dancing to soca and
trying to follow the moves when the DJ switched to danchehall. Click
here for more pictures.
Saturday:
Sizzla's birthday bash was that night,
but finding someone to go with me seemed impossible so off to Frenchman's
All Inclusive party in Cherry Gardens I went. For $50 US you could
party from 7 pm to 2 am, drink all you want including premium drinks,
and eat all you could from Chinese cuisine to local specialties
like curried goat, jerked pork, and bbq'd pigs tail. Painted girls
brought you tequila shots and a Hagen Daz ice cream stand stood
near to a table filled with desserts. The lawns had two dance floors,
multiple bars, the Point Fortin Riddim section direct from Trinidad
and Tobago, and DJ Kurt Riley who plays some slamming
soca and calypso. Renaissance Sound also DJ'd the party and explained
that the hour and a half of disco they played was because it was
an uptown crowd and that they do know soca and Machel will be in
their studio the next day. When the party ended at 2 am, they suggested
The Asylum if I wanted to hear dancehall. At Asylum, the DJ kept
the floor crowded and much like the electric slide, everyone knew
the routine for the multiple dances that go with the songs: Scoobie
Doo, Exit, Chaplin, Signal the Plane etc. etc.. At 4:30 am the club
closed and I was told there was nowhere open after that. Click
here for more pictures.
Sunday: The carnival parade meandered its way through
the streets of New Kingston for most of the day. Bacchanal assembled at
10:25 am in Mona and reached Mas Camp after 6 pm where the party continued
with a performance by Imij & Co.. We started to look for the band
around 1 pm and caught a glimpse of the Jamaica Carnival and Irie FM float.
The latter blasted dancehall with Beenie Man on there. Rain was falling,
but it did not stop the festivities and we soon found the Bacchanal Jamaica
contingent relaxing (the two bands have different starting and ending
points and only follow the same parade route for a small portion of the
parade). DJ Kurt Riley of Fame FM was rocking the last truck, Renaissance
was on the second truck and Sparkles Disco on the first. Soon after the
band started to move we heard a familiar voice on the Renaissance truck
and rushed to see if it was really Machel Montano. Revelers did not realize
for a while that he was there live and in charge, but when they did the
party got wild. Commanding the music by himself from the top of the truck
his infectious energy soon had everyone doing "craziness." Renaissance
was forgiven for their disco set from the night before and I became their
personal bartender, getting Jouvay.com mentioned each time they got a
drink. Poison front section designer Sonia Mack played mas' and explained
that she was designing an entire section for the Jamaicans for Trinidad
carnival 2005. When the parade ended in the Mas' Camp village people filled
their bellies on the tasty food provided, rested for an hour and the party
started again when Imij & Co. took the stage. At 7:30 pm the band
took a break before going live on TV and for the first time in my carnival
experience I left before the party ended. Jamaica carnival 2005? Definitely
something to plan for: spend Easter weekend in Ocho Rios to attend beach
j'ouvert and Chukko Cove, relax for the week at the Rockhouse, play mas'
the next weekend, recuperate at the Rockhouse.

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